Funny Cow Farm Shirt – “Some People Need a Glue Stick Instead of Chapstick” – Sarcastic Farm Humor T-Shirt – Country Life Graphic Tee Gift for Farmers

This cotton tee brings a slice of farm humor into everyday wear. The front features a detailed, vintage-style cow illustration standing by a haystack, paired with cheeky hand-lettered text that reads, “Some people need a glue stick instead of chapstick.” The soft, medium-weight fabric drapes casually and holds printed detail crisply, so the artwork stays bold wash after wash. Wear it on relaxed days at the barn, out to a country fair, or while sipping coffee on the porch — it’s a low-key way to show off a love of rural life and playful sarcasm. The classic crew neckline and relaxed fit make it easy to layer under jackets or pair with jeans and boots for a lived-in, comfortable look.

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less fabric waste

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability

- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed cow illustration

- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dry clean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean